My name is Yariv Hastilow but I am in fact English. I'm male, 20, and in my second year at Warwick University where I'm studying Maths with Computing. Unlike most students, I am NOT drinking vast quantities of beer, because I hate the stuff. I much prefer poncey drinks, but since I don't usually drink much alcohol in any case, this doesn't matter a great deal. I won't describe myself physically, not because I have an inferiority complex or anything, but because that isn't an important thing about me.

Some important things about me are: I support West Bromwich Albion despite the fact that I know they aren't very good, I love techno music (electronica to Americans) including the amazing Orbital, and I've read nearly all the books ever written by Terry Pratchett. There are lots of other things I could tell you about myself but I expect you're bored enough already. So you'll just have to guess.

This is boring. I don't want to read about you any more. I only came here by mistake anyway. I'm going back to the main page.